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Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing street interviews about the upcoming presidential primary election. "I'm not voting for any of the...

 

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The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened. When...

 

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One day a boy and his father were at the dining room table working on the boy's Social Studies homework, the chapter about government. The boy turns...

 

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Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money", he...

 

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If the State of the Union is really "the best it's ever been" Why do we "need" dozens of new government programs to fix it!

 

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Q: How many US Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the constitution says that only Congress can screw in light bulbs, so...

 

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Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum.

 

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Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier. A: None, they only screw the poor

 

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Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.

 

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Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.