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Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this, Republicans are in full agreement.

 

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Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can enforce totalitarianistic and unconstitutional laws?...

 

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Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes? A: None. The democrats do that.

 

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Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had? A: A mandate to govern.

 

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Q: How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb? A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

 

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"Are you a member of any organized political party?" "No. I'm a Republican."

 

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Two opposing county chairman were sharing a rare moment together. The Democratic chairman said, "I never pass up a chance to promote the party. For...

 

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A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business...

 

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It has been said that the United States has the best congressmen money can buy.

 

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Q: What is a conservative? A: A liberal who's been mugged.