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An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to find an intruder in her house. Catching the man...
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While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a fortune teller sitting under an umbrella. She was just sitting there...
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A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin'?" The driver said, "You...
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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store. The three women decide to hide in three...
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One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled himself out of the window. Well, Stupid and Shut...
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A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of Maine. Every summer, he would invite one friend or...
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A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have...
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My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped." Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn't read it.
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Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night." Man: "What's the charge?" Polceman: "Oh, there's no charge. It's all...
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Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband was missing. The...
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