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A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?" Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that...
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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- Santa Claus, one smart and one stupid policeman are walking together when they spotted hundred dollars on the ground. Who will take the money? -...
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On a narrow mountain's road a man saw a police car driving uphill backwards. - Hi guys. Why are you driving backwards? - Because we are not sure that...
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HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking into it.
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I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking...
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When Mike got arrested, they told him, "Anything you say will be held against you." Mike said, "Claudia Schiffer's breasts."
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While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a good Catholic man, and...
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A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No," says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"
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