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A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident - body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces are and comes across a head. He...

 

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How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs? None. He fell.

 

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb? Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

 

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How many cops does it take to change light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him. Only one, but he has to see an officer do it...

 

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One evening this Columbia Yuppie was stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a breath test by the Howard County Police. "Well ?" he...

 

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A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2...

 

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A police officer stopped a young man for speeding. He stepped out of his patrol car, adjusted his sunglasses, and swaggered up to the young man's...

 

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A police man was on duty one night and he headed up to "Make out Mountain" to try to catch some couples in the act. When he got up there he stopped...

 

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A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains justbecame...

 

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A seargent is interviewing three cadets who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first...