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"Now as I understand it, Sir," said the police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this vehicle when the accident occurred. Can you tell me...
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Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have this accident? Motorist: Well, the sign just there says, `Stop ? Look ? Listen'. And while I was doing...
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The police are looking for a thief with one eye Why don't they use two?
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Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula? Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer.
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What did the police officer say to his stomach? I've got you under a vest.
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What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop.
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What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop.
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"I'll have to report you, sir," said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour." "Nonsense, officer," declared the...
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How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm? He has a flashing light.
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Woman: Officer you must help. I've just lost my wig. Police officer: Certainly, ma'am, we'll comb the area.
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