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Cop: Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there? Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning, Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to...

Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket? Policeman: It was a moving violation.

Police Chief: Why are you putting handcuffs on that building? Officer: I'm making a house arrest

Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor? Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

Police Chief: Why did you ticket the computer? Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal? Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies? Officer: You assigned me to the swat team, didn't you?

Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a breathless cop. "What's...

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes? The first knows how to read, the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two...

A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further he's stopped by a police officer. Officer: "Good evening sir. We're...