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Rabbit jokes

What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do!

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.

What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs!

What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.

What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.

What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.