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Rabbit jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.

What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.

What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.

What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home? A search warren!

What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.