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Rabbit jokes

When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.

Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!

Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.

Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.

Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.

Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.