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Rabbit jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.

 

Rabbit jokes

Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "ok we can run for it or we can stay here...

 

Rabbit jokes

A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked. The rabbit replied, "This...

 

Religious jokes

"And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?" the priest asked at confession. "I might as well confess to the whole stack, your...

 

Religious jokes

O'Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he'd been stealing the wood and selling it. At last his conscience began to...

 

Religious jokes

Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

 

Religious jokes

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

 

Religious jokes

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? A. Ruth-less.

 

Religious jokes

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.

 

Religious jokes

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.