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A drunk man who smelled like a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was smeared with red lipstick,...

 

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One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mother's broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark. He left...

 

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Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'? A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

 

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Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms!

 

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Q: When was the longest day in the Bible? A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.

 

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Q: Why did God create man before woman? A: He didn't want any advice.

 

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Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A: A roamin' Catholic!

 

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Doctor: 'Your recovery was a miracle!' Patient: 'PRAISE GOD. Now I don't have to pay you!'

 

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Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

 

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A Christian man had just died and was on his way to heaven. When he got to the gates of heaven he met an angel. The angel asked him what God's name...