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The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two...

 

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A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy" she said "Can we leave now?" "No" her mother...

 

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A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and tired, he...

 

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Mortal: What is a million years like to you? God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you? God: Like one penny....

 

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God looks down and notices that Adam is all alone while all the animals have companions, so he decides to create a companion for man as well. He...

 

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Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around...

 

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A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the...

 

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A preacher, who shall we say was "humor impaired," attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry. Among the...

 

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A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the...

 

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The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went....