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Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise? A. Turn right and go straight.
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Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments; at once.
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Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
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Q. How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor? A. Because in Job 16:12 we read, "I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up and...
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Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
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Two bishops were discussing the decline in morals in the modern world. "I didn't sleep with my wife before I was married," said one clergyman...
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A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark...
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I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"...
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There's this guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about 2 weeks. One hot day, he sees the home of a missionary. Tired and weak, he...
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Pat and Mike were walking down the street, when they came to the church, Pat says, 'Mike, you wait here, I'm going to run in for confession, it's...
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