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Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

 

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Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are pressed in every way,...

 

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Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A. Samson. He brought the house down.

 

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Q. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible? A. In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal...

 

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Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden? A. They were really put out.

 

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Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out? A. They really raised Cain.

 

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Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

 

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Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? A. David. He rocked Goliath to sleep.

 

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Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot? A. The thought had never entered his head before.

 

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Q. What do they call pastors in Germany? A. German Shepherds.