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Rabbit jokes

Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery!

Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits' feet.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes? Hot, cross bunnies !

Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!