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Rabbit jokes

What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

What's a rabbits' favorite book? Hop on Pop.

What's a rabbits' favorite dance? The bunny hop.

What's a rabbits' favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

What's a rabbits' favorite musical? Hare.

What's a rabbits' favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."

What's a rabbits' favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.

What's a rabbits' favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback!

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.