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Rabbit jokes

What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare!

What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.

What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek? A bunion.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak.

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.