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A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be much in the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to Mrs. Finkelstein, "Tell me, Becky, have you...

 

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On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily business. One wore a large cross on his chest and the other - a star of David. Of...

 

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The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern. "Paddy," he said, " I'm afraid I'll not be seeing you in Heaven one...

 

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The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the Devil! Let him know how...

 

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Easter is approaching. Father O'Maley checks estimates for the flower decoration of the altar. The catholic florist - $ 300. "Too expensive" moans...

 

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Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?" Jesus says, "Just hanging around."

 

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Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in for coronary surgery. The operation went well and, as the groggy...

 

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Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? A: He sold his soul to Santa.

 

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Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? A: It only takes one nail to hang the picture.

 

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Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrived without her...