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A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of their orders. Suddenly, an apparition of the Holy...

 

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On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he turned the the bishop sitting next to him and...

 

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One day God called the Pope, and he said "John Paul I have good news and bad news. First the good news. I am tired of all the squabbling between...

 

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A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service. His surplus was very ornate and he was swinging...

 

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Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearly gates of heaven. "Hungry, Seymour?" the Lord...

 

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Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?" "I...

 

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This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel...

 

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A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little...

 

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Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?" The priest...

 

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A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Near the cash register he saw a display of caps with "WWJD" printed on all of them. He was...