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Religious jokes

Who was the best actor in the bible ? Samson, he brought the house down !

 

Religious jokes

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ? You can't keep a good man down !

 

Religious jokes

Who designed Noah's ark? An ark-itect !

 

Religious jokes

Q. How do you make holy water? A. Boil the hell out of it.

 

Religious jokes

A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers asked the students to learned one fact about Jesus by the following Sunday. The following week she asked each...

 

Restaurant jokes

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb? "Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I've just cashed up."

 

Restaurant jokes

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

 

Restaurant jokes

A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait. "Would you like to wait in the...

 

Restaurant jokes

Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"? Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

 

Restaurant jokes

Jane's father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As he'd spent quite a lot of money for the meal he said to the waiter,...