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Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world, I ordered coffee, and I got the...
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At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?
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"Can I have some two-handed cheese, please?" a man in a restaurant asked the waiter. "What do you mean, 'two-handed cheese'?' asked the waiter....
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Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day. Patron 2: I don't tip, either.
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Eulus stood in front of the take-out window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. "I want two hamburgers," he said. "One with onions, and one without."...
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I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ? No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !
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Girl: How much is a soft drink ? Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill ? Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then, I'll have a refill.
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What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!
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Hello? Fred's Restaurant. Hello! I'd like to know, do you serve crabs? We serve anyone, sir! Come on in!
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