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Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn't liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad. Came the...

 

Restaurant jokes

At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest? Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips!

 

Restaurant jokes

Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder! I don't know - friendly thing isn't he !

 

Restaurant jokes

Two little boys were visiting their grandfather and he took them to a restaurant for lunch. They couldn't make up their minds about what they wanted...

 

Restaurant jokes

A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he'd enjoyed on a previous trip to the city....

 

Restaurant jokes

"What's the matter with your dinner ?" "Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten !"

 

Restaurant jokes

Is your food spicy Sir ? No, smoke always comes out of my ears !

 

Restaurant jokes

Young woman sat down in small restaurant, a waitress came over to take her order. "I'll have a hamburger please." "Burger!" she yelled over her...

 

Restaurant jokes

The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket approached him. "Hey, man," he said,...

 

Restaurant jokes

There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant. Four fish got battered!