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The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes. He replied "It's easy" and he pulled out his...

 

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An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had...

 

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Policeman: Why didn't you check your speedometer? Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

 

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Salesman: That suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage. Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accident.

 

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Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery. Customer: But it says "Made in Cleveland." Salesman: Haven't you ever heard of the Cleveland Indians?

 

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Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator? Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have.

 

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Customer: You said these pants were pure wool, but the label says "all cotton." Salesman: Oh, that's just to keep the moths away.

 

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Ned: What does your Dad sell ? Ed: Salt. Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too. Ed: Shake.

 

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day? Rugs and kisses!

 

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A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a...