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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt? "O.K., you asked for it," the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman? Lots.

What salesman has the slickest line? A hair grease salesman.

A realty salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water. "That customer's...

"Is your mother home?" the salesman asked a small boy sitting on the steps in front of a house. "Yeah, she's home," the boy said, scooting over to...

When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there are no pupils to see!

Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim!

Teacher: How much is half of 8? Pupil: Up and down or across? Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle...

Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what's so great about that? It's snowing outside!

Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had