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Restaurant jokes

Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play requests? Yes, sir. Then ask him to play tiddlywinks until I've finished my meal.

 

Restaurant jokes

Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:('Lunch is on me!')

 

Restaurant jokes

A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the night's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish. "The chicken...

 

Restaurant jokes

Sign at restaurant reads: Eat here diet home

 

Restaurant jokes

An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck. The waiter explained each dish as he brought it to the table....

 

Salesmen jokes

A salesman who was out on his territory had a heart attack in his motel room and died. The motel manager called the salesman's company and related...

 

Salesmen jokes

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? His lips are moving.

 

Salesmen jokes

A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman manages to bull his way into a woman's home in a rural area. "This machine is the best ever" he exclaims,...

 

Salesmen jokes

The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job as a vacuum cleaner salesman to make ends meet. After 3 days of intensive training, the sales manager...

 

Salesmen jokes

A traveling salesman was held up by a bad storm in the Hawaiian Islands. He sent an e-mail to his corporate headquarters advising them that he was...