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A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork. As she got to one...

 

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How do Religious Education teachers mark exams? With spirit levels.

 

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Examiner: I think you know very little, if anything at all, about the Bible. Can you quote any passage? Student: 'Judas departed and went and...

 

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Jill: Have you read the Bible? Jack: No, I'm waiting for the film to come round.

 

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A nun rolling down a hill.

 

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At what time of day was Adam born? Just before Eve.

 

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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar? He raised Cain.

 

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Who is the fastest runner in history. Adam - because he was the first in the human race.

 

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Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and...

 

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God is sitting up in his ivory tower, he's had enough of the pressures and stresses of being the number one, so he's decided to go on holiday. He...