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Is there a God? A billion Hindus can't be wrong.

 

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What is the meaning of life? All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.

 

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What language do the Vatican Police speak? Pig Latin!

 

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A minister was asked by a politician, "Name something the government can do to help the church." The minister replied, "Quit making one dollar bills."

 

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An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends and says with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts today." "Seven hearts?" asks the friend. "How...

 

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Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to present him with a bottle on one consideration - that...

 

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At the first session of a conversion class the minister conducting the class asked, "What must we do before we can expect forgiveness from sin?"...

 

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Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring. He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said...

 

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The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher to began his sermon when two masked men burst into the church and said "Whoever is not...

 

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What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man? A door to door salesman!