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Waiter jokes

Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.

Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup? Waiter: Probably learning to read.

Customer: Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"? Waiter: We can dream, can't we?

Customer: Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials? Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

Customer: Why doesn't your menu list prices? Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

Customer: Why don't you eat here, waiter? Waiter: Serving it is bad enough, I don't want to compound the felony.

Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags? Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didn't have time to finish it.

Diner: Could I have a glass of water? Waiter: To drink? Diner: No, I want to rinse out a few things.

Diner: May I please have a glass of water? Waiter: Why, are you thirsty? Diner: No, I want to see if my neck leaks.