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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? .

What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter.

Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: So laugh, sir.

Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup. Don't worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites !

I say waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut - they make fantastic life belts!

Waiter, waiter, this lobster's only got one claw. It must have been in a fight, sir. Then bring me the winner.

"Waiter, waiter,there's a hand in my soup." "That's not your soup, sir, that's your finger bowl."

Waiter, waiter! There's a wasp in my dessert. So that's where they go to in the winter.

Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu: Waiter: No, we clean our menus regularly.

Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up? Waiter: They're afraid to eat here.