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Various animal jokes
A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it...
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Various animal jokes
A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked...
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Various animal jokes
Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal. "There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?" To...
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Various animal jokes
A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".
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Waiter jokes
Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard.
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Waiter jokes
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir
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Waiter jokes
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!
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