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Various animal jokes
One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
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Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions.
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There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day...
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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.
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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.
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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.
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What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
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Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot, he'd beat her with a shovel!
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Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
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