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Waiter jokes

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.

Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup! Then we've served you too much soup, the fly should be wading

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! What do you expect for $1 - a live one?

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir!

Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup. Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.