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Various animal jokes

Why don't lobsters share? They're shellfish.

 

Various animal jokes

Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"

 

Various animal jokes

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer.

 

Various animal jokes

Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."

 

Various animal jokes

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the...

 

Various animal jokes

Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating -- I call it 'goofing off'."

 

Various animal jokes

One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry, said Mullah, is it a...

 

Various animal jokes

Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? A. Wheeeee!!!!!

 

Various animal jokes

One day there was a tortoise walking on the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a race. The hare was so angry...

 

Various animal jokes

This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the...