More Jokes

Various animal jokes

What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads!

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty!

If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark!

Are shellfish warm? No they're clammy!

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ? Whale of fortune !

Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to the other tide !

What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of Hazard!