More Jokes

Various animal jokes

Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.

What happened to the cold jellyfish ? It set !

What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.

What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action.

Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !

What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms!

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.

What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles!

What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse!