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Various animal jokes

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They're both brown, except the snowball.

What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah!

What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer! What about the cement? I just threw that in to...

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ? A long necked toothbrush !

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a set of drums.

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.

Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper

How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.

What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.

A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream. They sat down and were about to start when Father Tortoise said, "I think it's going to...