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Various animal jokes
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and...
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Various animal jokes
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the...
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Various animal jokes
What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies!
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What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I'll get you next slime!
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What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.
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How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.
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Various animal jokes
A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree. He is watched by a sparrow who can't help laughing and eventually says "Don't you know...
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Various animal jokes
An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. "But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously. "Oh certainly, ma'am," said the...
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