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Various animal jokes

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and...

 

Various animal jokes

There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the...

 

Various animal jokes

What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.

 

Various animal jokes

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies!

 

Various animal jokes

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I'll get you next slime!

 

Various animal jokes

What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.

 

Various animal jokes

How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.

 

Various animal jokes

What gas do snails prefer? Shell.

 

Various animal jokes

A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree. He is watched by a sparrow who can't help laughing and eventually says "Don't you know...

 

Various animal jokes

An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. "But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously. "Oh certainly, ma'am," said the...