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Various animal jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court!

 

Various animal jokes

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew!

 

Various animal jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

 

Various animal jokes

What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter!

 

Various animal jokes

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool!

 

Various animal jokes

What did one skunk say to another? And so do you!

 

Various animal jokes

A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours...

 

Various animal jokes

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ? This one will sleigh you !

 

Various animal jokes

Why is a reindeer like a gossip ? Because they are both tail bearers !

 

Various animal jokes

How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out...