More Jokes

Various animal jokes

First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the...

What is a chameleon's motto ? A change is as good as a rest !

Why did the tadpole feel lonely ? Because he was newt to the area !

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ? Reptiles !