More Jokes

Various animal jokes

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks!

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus!

How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink!

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang? A smell that keeps coming back!

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up? A big stinker!

What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat, stink and be merry!