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Various animal jokes

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ? A dandy lion !

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ? Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !

What do you call a show full of lions ? The mane event !

How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ? He had to get a new goat !

Why was the lion-tamer fined ? He parked on a yellow lion !

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ? A tiger has the mane part missing !

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ? A stripey sweater !

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ? A stripey jumper !