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Travel and tourist jokes

Two Yanks touring London in a taxi. What is that asked one of the Yank's. Why that is Buckingham Palace answered the taxi driver. Well you should see...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation? At the Howliday Inn!

 

Travel and tourist jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ? He wanted to find Pluto !

 

Travel and tourist jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ? The Baaahaaamaaas !

 

Travel and tourist jokes

"I can't believe it," said the tourist. "I've been here an entire week and it's done nothing but rain. When do you have summer here?" "Well,...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

How can you tell elephants love to travel ? They are always packing their trunk !

 

Travel and tourist jokes

Well-known lodging chain announced it was creating a line of nofrills hotels. The only way you'll see a chocolate on the pillow now is if the last...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.

 

Various animal jokes

A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?" "Yes" "What are you doing at the movies ?" "Well, I liked the...

 

Various animal jokes

Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!