More Jokes

Various animal jokes

What's a pet's favorite day? ...Saint Petrick's Day

What should you call a bald teddy ? Fred bear !

What kind of money do polar bears use ? Ice lolly !

A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the vet's diagnosis the man...

Why do bears have fur coats ? Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ? A teddy boar !

How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts !

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It lives on ice !

What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ? Tagliateddy !

What is a bear's favourite drink ? Koka-Koala !