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Travel and tourist jokes

Mrs Jones: Now, remember, children, travel is very good for you. It broadens the mind. Betty, muttering: If you're anything to go by, that's not all...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

There was a man staying the night in a hotel. He called the front desk and said, "Excuse me, sir, I've got a leak in my sink." The man at the front...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

A man arrived at a seaside hotel where he had made a reservation rather late at night. All the lights were out, so he knocked on the door. After a...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

There was a little old lady from a small town in America who had to go to Texas. She was amazed at the size of her hotel and her suite. She went into...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

Teacher: I'd like a room, please. Hotel Receptionist: Single, Sir? Teacher: Yes, but I am engaged.

 

Travel and tourist jokes

A huge American car screeched to a halt in a sleepy English village, and the driver called out to a local inhabitant, "Say, am I on the right road...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel? I'm sorry to leave, now that I've almost bought the place.

 

Travel and tourist jokes

On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesn't travel faster than sound....

 

Travel and tourist jokes

The transatlantic liner was experiencing particularly heavy weather, and Mrs Jones wasn't feeling well. "Would you care for some more supper, ma'am?"...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

A police officer was amazed to see a hiker walking along the road carrying a sign which read "To Seattle." "What are you doing with that?" asked the...