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Travel and tourist jokes
Tourist: Is this 99 Main Street? Resident: No, it's 66, but we turn it upside down to confuse people.
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Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Don't you ever shoo them? Native: No, we just let them go barefoot.
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Tourist: What's the speed limit in this hick town? Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us.
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Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase? Driver: I love to travel.
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Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy? Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
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Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
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A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took...
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An American tourist travelling in Limerick came across a little antique shop in which he was lucky enough to pick up, for a mere $150, the skull of...
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A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and...
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Joan, who was rather well-proportioned, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first...
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