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Travel and tourist jokes

Tourist: Is this 99 Main Street? Resident: No, it's 66, but we turn it upside down to confuse people.

 

Travel and tourist jokes

Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Don't you ever shoo them? Native: No, we just let them go barefoot.

 

Travel and tourist jokes

Tourist: What's the speed limit in this hick town? Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us.

 

Travel and tourist jokes

Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase? Driver: I love to travel.

 

Travel and tourist jokes

Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy? Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

 

Travel and tourist jokes

Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

 

Travel and tourist jokes

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

An American tourist travelling in Limerick came across a little antique shop in which he was lucky enough to pick up, for a mere $150, the skull of...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

Joan, who was rather well-proportioned, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first...