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Travel and tourist jokes

A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under the hood. About five minutes later, he hears...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

Helpful advice for travellers: If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you. BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor that he's worried about getting real seasick. The doctor tells him, "Just eat two pounds...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling,...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East. Over the public address system, the Captain announces: "Ladies and...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inquire about the people and askes his guide: "How...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

What people travel the most? Romans.

 

Travel and tourist jokes

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler? Broom sick.

 

Travel and tourist jokes

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels? Very large ones.