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Travel and tourist jokes

Someone -- always a man -- always asks, "does the ship run on generators?" The Cruise Director usually tells them, "No, we just have a very long...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

The frightened tourist: "Are there any bats in this cave?" The guide: "There were, but don't worry, the snakes ate all of them."

 

Travel and tourist jokes

The tourist: "Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park Sites?"

 

Travel and tourist jokes

Windsor castle, outside of London, is directly in the flight path of Heathrow International Airport. While a group of tourist was standing outside...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

A pair of tourists were out in the fields when they discovered an abandoned well near an old farm house. Of course they're curious so they drop a...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

"Were you in Paris on your vacation?" "I don't know, my wife got the tickets."

 

Travel and tourist jokes

Two anthropologists fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later one of...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

In Alaska's National Forests, a tourists guide was giving a talk to a group of tourists about hiking in grizzly bear territory: "Most bear encounters...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They...