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Vampire jokes

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ? Jack-u-la !

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ? Mack-u-la !

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ? Something that goes straight for the juggler !

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ? Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail? I don't know but it would slow him down.

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose? He was a ghoulsnif fer.

What's a vampire's favorite drink? A Bloody Mary.

Why are vampire families so close? Because blood is thicker than water.