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Vampire jokes

Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite? Vein-illa.

 

Vampire jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armor.

 

Vampire jokes

What's Dracula's car called? A mobile blood unit.

 

Vampire jokes

What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.

 

Vampire jokes

Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.

 

Vampire jokes

How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.

 

Vampire jokes

MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.

 

Vampire jokes

Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

 

Travel and tourist jokes

A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

There was some mix-up with a woman's room. The clerk (or whatever they are called on ships) was trying to remedy the situation. He asked, "Would you...